Mindblown: a blog about philosophy.
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Edith McNugget Turns 16. I have Been Asked to Acknowledge This.
I don’t write birthday messages. I write obituaries and ransom notes. But a man who calls himself “Uncle Wacky” requested my services, and I was curious what kind of person answers to that name voluntarily. He informs me his niece, Edith McNugget, has turned 16. Sixteen years closer to the grave. Congratulations. He held her…
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CONFIRMED: Edith McNugget Still Exists, and She’s Glorious
After years of silence, legendary blogger Edith McNugget has returned to the internet. Rumor has it she’s turning 15 today, and sources say she’s still just as goofy as ever. Stay tuned for more deep thoughts, random snack reviews, and possibly… dance videos. Happy Birthday, Edith. The internet missed you. 🧡 Love, Team McNugget
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Beans, Beans
They are good for your heart. The more you eat, the more you fart.
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A Masterpiece
I just want to tell you how I’m feeling… Gotta make you understand… Never gonna give you up… Never gonna let you down… Never gonna run around and desert you… Never gonna make you cry… Never gonna say good bye… Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you… Credit: Rick Astley